internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via lohanthony)


squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

(via yesisingintheshower)


englland:

when the person in front of you stops walkingimage 

(via patron-saint-of-iowa-housewives)


piratelyssa:

Some people just fall apart in love. And some are lucky to have someone to stitch them back together.

(because the crappy picture of this I posted earlier wasn’t good enough and I love my caption haha)

piratelyssa:

Some people just fall apart in love. And some are lucky to have someone to stitch them back together.

(because the crappy picture of this I posted earlier wasn’t good enough and I love my caption haha)

(via im-wishingyouweresomehow-here)


im-wishingyouweresomehow-here:

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

Michelle is my hero - people are sick


roryomalley:

hello yes is this the broadway where are the auditions for people who cannot sing dance or act

(via broadwayismagic)


the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

(via im-wishingyouweresomehow-here)


*tries to draw badass art piece with movement and awesomeness*
*ends up drawing bust of character facing left*


faberritanafeelings:

Bailey at the LA preview! 

(via allourloveismadness)